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IF YOU DON'T LIKE YZMA,
THEN DON'T WATCH TODAY'S SHOW.

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OF COURSE,
WHO DOES LIKE YZMA?

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OK, IF YOU DON'T LIKE YZMA,
THEN DO WATCH TODAY'S SHOW.

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OH, WELL. JUST WATCH.
THEME MUSIC!

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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪

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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪

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♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪

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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪

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EXACTLY!

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LET'S GO!

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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

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♪ HIS ABCs ♪

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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪

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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,

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RIGHT?
UHH...

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K-U-Z-C-O!

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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!

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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪

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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪

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♪ LET'S GO ♪

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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

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♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪

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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪

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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪

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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

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K-U-Z-C-O!

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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

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Kuzco:
<i>LOOK AT THAT, WHEE!</i>

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<i>HODGES VILLAGE, BIG WHOOP.</i>
<i>I'VE SEEN THAT LOTS OF TIMES.</i>

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<i>AND THERE'S THE SCHOOL,</i>
<i>KUZCO ACADEMY, NAMED AFTER ME.</i>

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<i>LESS TIME SPENT THERE</i>
<i>THE BETTER.</i>

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<i>HEY, THERE'S A PLACE</i>
<i>WE DON'T USUALLY SEE,</i>

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<i>THE TEMPLE OF THE SKY GOD.</i>

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<i>THEY SAY IF YOU'VE</i>
<i>GOTTA HAVE A TEMPLE,</i>

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<i>SKY GOD'S A PRETTY GOOD</i>
<i>HEAD HONCHO KINDA GUY</i>
<i>TO HAVE A TEMPLE TO.</i>

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<i>THIS IS WHERE NORMAL</i>
<i>PEOPLE COME TO MAKE THEIR</i>

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<i>THEIR NORMAL PEOPLE, ORDINARY,</i>
<i>EVERY DAY WISHES LIKE,</i>

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<i>"I WISH I HAD A STRONGER LAMA,"</i>

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<i>OR, "I WISH MY HUSBAND</i>
<i>DIDN'T SMELL LIKE A LAMA".</i>

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<i>OR, "I WISH EVERYONE WOULD</i>
<i>LAY OFF PICKING ON THE LAMA."</i>

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<i>BUT HEY, IT'S NOT</i>
<i>ALL ABOUT LAMAS".</i>

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<i>SOME PEOPLE MIGHT</i>
<i>WISH TO BE TALLER,</i>

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<i>SOME PEOPLE MIGHT WISH FOR</i>
<i>A SUNNY DAY ON A SANDY BEACH,</i>

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<i>SOME PEOPLE MIGHT</i>
<i>WISH TO BE SMARTER.</i>

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<i>OBVIOUSLY,</i>
<i>IT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK,</i>

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<i>BUT PEOPLE KEEP</i>
<i>BLABBITY, BLAB, BLAB, BLABBING</i>

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<i>THEIR TROUBLES TO SKY GOD,</i>
<i>MAKING THEIR WISHES.</i>

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<i>EVEN IF IT DOESN'T COME TRUE,</i>
<i>THEY FEEL BETTER AFTERWARDS.</i>

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<i>WEIRD HUH?</i>

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<i>AND THAT'S WHY</i>
<i>YOU SEE ME HERE, TOO.</i>

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<i>LOOK AT ME,</i>
<i>MAKING A WISHY WISH!</i>

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I WISH I'D NEVER
BEEN EMPEROR!

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YEAH, I BET THAT
SEEMS ALL BACKWARDS,
UPSIDE DOWNY, HUH?

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I MEAN, USUALLY
EVERYTHING I AM,
SAY, OR DO,

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IS ALL ABOUT
BEING THE BIG "E",

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SO HOW DID I END UP
ALL, "I DON'T WANNA
BE EMPEROR!"

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WELL, IT ALL STARTED
EARLIER, IN MY
BRAND NEW BEDROOM!

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KUZCO!

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RIGHT, WHO KNEW
THERE WAS THIS WHOLE
OTHER ROOM IN THE HUT?

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IT'S A LOT ROOMIER
THAN THE ATTIC.

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SORRY BUT,
AS EMPEROR, I GOTTA
HAVE THE BIGGEST ROOM,

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ELBOW ROOM FOR THE ROYAL
ELBOWS, DON'T YOU KNOW?

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BUT THIS IS PACHA'S
AND MY BEDROOM.

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WAIT, WAS THAT WHAT
ALL THAT STUFF WAS...
THAT WAS IN HERE?

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I MOVED IT TO THE ATTIC.

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WELL, CHACA AND TIPO
HELPED,

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WELL, THEY MOVED IT,
I SUPERVISED...

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...IN SPIRIT,
I WENT SWIMMING.

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KUZCO!

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CHICHA'S NOT
ANGRY, IS SHE?

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[MARKER SQUEAKS]
SMILE, CHICHA.

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YOU KNOW,
NOT EVERYONE IS
SO UNDERSTANDING

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WHEN IT COMES TO
HAVING AN EMPEROR
IN THEIR LIFE.

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CHECK THIS OUT,

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YO, KUZCO.
YOU'RE LOOKING A
LITTLE THIRSTY.

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HOW ABOUT A
LEMON LIME SODA?
YOUR FAVORITE.

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WAIT!
OH, NO YOU DON'T!

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THAT'S AN YZMA POTION
ISN'T IT? WHAT'S
THIS ONE DO?

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TURN ME INTO A MARMOT
CAUSE A MARMOT CAN'T
PASS A HISTORY TEST?

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AND THEN I'LL BE BANISHED
TO MARMOT-LAND, WHERE
MARMOTS DO

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MARMOTTY MARMOT
THINGS TO EACH OTHER
ALL THE LIVE LONG MARMOT DAY?

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WELL, TOUGH LUCK,
'CAUSE THIS IS ONE
NON-MARMOT WHO'S STUDIED.

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AW, COME ON, LIKE
THIS IS THE BEST USE
OF MY TIME, EITHER.

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I GOTTA LIFE TOO,
I GOT RECIPES I
COULD BE PERFECTING.

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PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS
RECIPES.

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BUT NO, I GOTTA MAKE
KUZCO DRINK POTIONS!

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A MARMOT POTION,
A LEMUR POTION,
A BUTTERFLY POTION.

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IT NEVER ENDS! WHY
CAN'T YZMA JUST COME
UP WITH ONE BIG,

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SUPER-DUPER,
ULTIMATE PLAN,

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AND GET RID OF YOU
ONCE AND FOR ALL!

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I MEAN, U--

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IT'S LEMON LIME,
YOUR FAVORITE.

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GO ON, HAVE
A LITTLE SIP.

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NO THANK YOU,
POTION MONKEY,
BUH-BYE.

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POOR, KRONK!

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I HAD NO IDEA
I WAS SUCH
AN INCONVENIENCE,

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MEATHEAD.

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OH, NOT KRONK.
ME, I'M THE MEATHEAD.

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FIRST CHICHA,
THEN KRONK, NOW
CHECK OUT THIS NEXT BIT,

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THIS IS WHERE
YOU'LL SEE ME KICK
INTO MEATHEAD OVERDRIVE.

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NOPE, NOT IT,
NOT IT,

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NOT IT, NOT IT,

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NOPE, NOPE, NOPE,
NOT--

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KUZCO,
STOP THAT!

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MR. MOLEGUACO
KEEPS THE ANSWERS
IN HERE SOMEWHERE,

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YOU KNOW THE DRILL,
I DON'T PASS
THIS TEST,

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I DON'T GET TO BE
EMPEROR,

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BUT-- BUT--
BUT, MH!

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DIDN'T YOU USE
THE FLASH CARDS
I MADE FOR YOU?

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DIDN'T YOU READ
THE STUDY NOTES I WROTE?

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DIDN'T YOU EVEN
TRY TO STUDY?

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UHHHHHHHHHHH....

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NO.

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AHA!

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GIMME THAT!
I AM SHOCKED!

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Mr. M: FRANKLY MALENA,
SO AM I!

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STEALING TEST ANSWERS
IS A MAJOR ACADEMIC
VIOLATION.

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GRRRRRRRRR!

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YOUCH. SEE THAT
HORRIBLE FACE?
ME NO LIKEY THAT FACE.

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THAT FACE IS WHAT MADE
IT FINALLY SINK IN THAT

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EVEN THOUGH
I TRY AND TRY,
I JUST DON'T GET IT.

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I JUST DON'T FIT IN WITH
NORMAL PEOPLE.

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PACHA,
CHICHA, KRONK, MALENA--

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I'M AN EMPEROR
AND NO ONE ELSE IS.

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YEAH, I KNOW, USUALLY
THAT'S A GOOD THING.

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BUT NOT WHEN
I LOOK AT THAT FACE.

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Kuzco:<i>SO THAT'S</i>
<i>WHEN I DECIDED TO GO UP</i>
<i>TO THE TEMPLE OF THE SKY GOD,</i>

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<i>I MEAN IF I WANNA FIT IN,</i>
<i>I GOTTA TRY EVERYTHING, RIGHT?</i>

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YOU LOOK LIKE
SOMEONE WHO'S
ABOUT TO WISH TO FIT IN,

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WOW, HOW'D YOU KNOW?

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I'VE SEEN LOTS OF
EMPERORS COME UP HERE,

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ALL OF THEM WISH TO
FIT IN WITH THEIR SUBJECTS.

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[WHEEZING LAUGH]

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NEVER WORKS OUT, THOUGH.

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WHY NOT?

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YOU'VE NEVER WISHED TO
THE SKY GOD BEFORE,
HAVE YOU?

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IT'S NEVER
STRAIGHT FORWARD,

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YOU GO IN THERE AND
WISH TO FIT IT AND, POOF!

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YOU'RE A TREE
THAT FITS INTO A FOREST
10 THOUSAND MILES AWAY.

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FORESTS ARE SCARY.

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OK, WHAT WOULD YOU
RECOMMEND?

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YOU SHOULD WISH--
[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]

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I WISH I'D
NEVER BEEN EMPEROR!

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SEE? THIS IS
WHERE YOU CAME IN.

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DOESN'T SEEM
SO BACKWARDS
UPSIDE DOWNY,

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WHEN YOU SEE HOW
I GOT HERE, RIGHT?

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HEY, QUIT
WITH MY YAMMERING
ALREADY,

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WE'VE GOT SOME EXPENSIVE
MAGICAL EFFECTS
TO CHECK OUT.

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THAT COSTS EXTRA?

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'CAUSE WE HAVE NEVER
HAD STUFF LIKE THAT
ON THIS SHOW BEFORE.

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[CHUCKLES]

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HEY! WHERE DID
MR. CREEPY McCREEPERHAM GO?

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HUH. WHAT'S
THAT NOISE?
[TAPPING]

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[TAPPING]
DUDE. WHAT'S GOING
ON OUT THERE?

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HEY, IT'S A LITTLE ME
IN A SNOW GLOBE.

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HELLO,
KNICK-KNACK ME.

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HEY, GIANT ME.

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YOU LOOK DIFFERENT,
LIKE YOU'RE...

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NOT AN EMPEROR,
OR SOMETHING.

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I'M NOT!

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I'M GONNA CHECK OUT
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO
ACTUALLY

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FIT IN WITH
ORDINARY PEOPLE.

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OK, HAVE FUN
WITH THAT.

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I'LL BE IN HERE,
BEING AN EMPEROR.

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IF YOU EVER
WANNA CHANGE BACK,
YOU KNOW, JUST...

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CRACK OPEN THE ORB.

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♪ HEY LOOK AT ME, I'M GONNA
FIT IN, FIT IN, FIT IN ♪

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♪ HEY LOOK AT ME, I'M GONNA
FIT IN, FIT IN, FIT IN... ♪

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♪ ...EVERYWHERE! ♪

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WHAT THE HEY?

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Yzma: ♪ WELCOME TO MY CITY ♪

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♪ WELCOME TO MY LAND ♪

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♪ WELCOME TO THE EMPIRE ♪

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♪ THAT ONLY I COMMAND ♪

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♪ YZMA-POLIS, MY METROPOLIS ♪

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♪ MY FAVORITE PLACE TO BE ♪

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♪ YZMA-POLIS, MY METROPOLIS ♪

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♪ WHERE IT'S ALL FOR ONE
AND THAT ONE IS ME ♪

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♪ FROM YZMA BOULEVARD,
TO YZMA AVENUE ♪

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♪ ALL LANDMARKS AND ROADS
AND PARKS ARE NAMED
FOR ME, NOT YOU ♪

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YOU KNOW UNTIL I CAME ALONG,
THIS WAS JUST A ONE LAMA TOWN,

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BUT NOW IT'S...

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♪ YZMA-POLIS, MY METROPOLIS
THE R-R-REGION THAT I RULE ♪

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♪ YZMA-POLIS, MY METROPOLIS,
NOW WELCOME TO MY SCHOOL! ♪

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♪ Y-Z-M-A
YZMA, YZMA, HOO RAY! ♪

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♪ YZMA-POLIS, MY METROPOLIS,
A WONDROUS PLACE TO BE ♪

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IT'S GLORIOUS.
VICTORIOUS,

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WE ALWAYS LAUGH
UPROARIOUS.

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'CAUSE LIFE IS
SO EUPHORIOUS!

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AND HERE IS
WHAT YOU'LL SEE.

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♪ YZMA MOVIES, STARING ME ♪

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♪ MY NAME IN LIGHTS
ON THE YZMARQUEE ♪

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♪ YZMA BOOKS AND MAGAZINES,
YZMA SHIRTS, YZMA JEANS ♪

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♪ YZMA CHOCOLATE, YZMA MINTS,
YZMA SHAMPOO AND THE RINSE ♪

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♪ ALL THE DOGS ARE YZMALTESE AND
LIFE IS JUST AN YZMA-BREEZE ♪

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♪ HEAR ME CHAT
ON THE RADIO AT... ♪

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Reporter:
♪ YZMAPOLIS MY METROPOLIS ♪

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♪ WITH NEWS
AND SPORTS, WHATEVER ♪

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♪ YZMA TRAFFIC'S ALL BACKED UP
AND NOW A LOOK AT WEATHER ♪

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I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW
YOU MY NEW PROJECT.
YZMATOPIA!

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THERE'S A PEASANT VILLAGE
ON THE SPOT RIGHT NOW,

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BUT YOU CAN'T STOP PROGRESS,

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YZMAPOLIS IS GROWING,
AND SOON, SOON,
SOON IT WILL BECOME...

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♪ YZMAPOLIS
MY METROPOLIS ♪

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Yzma: ♪ MY PURPLE LEGACY ♪

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♪ YZMAPOLIS ♪

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♪ THERE'S NO STOPOLIS! ♪

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THAT'S NOT A WORD!

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♪ IT IS TO ME ♪

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♪ SOME HAVE TRIED TO
RUN AND HIDE ♪

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♪ BUT THEY JUST
CAN'T GET FREE ♪

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♪ 'CAUSE WHEN I'M DEAD ♪

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♪ YOU'LL BOW YOUR HEAD ♪

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♪ TO AN YZMUMMY OF ME! ♪

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[YZMA LAUGHING LOUDLY]

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♪ WELCOME TO HER
CITY, WELCOME TO HER LAND ♪

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♪ WELCOME TO THE EMPIRE
THAT ONLY I COMMAND ♪

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YZMAPOLIS.

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PACHA, CHICHA!

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HOW DO YOU KNOW
OUR NAMES?

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NO TIME TO BE
POLITE, WE'RE DUE
AT THE PALACE, COME ON.

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WE'VE BEEN
SUMMONED.

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WAIT. WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

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IT'S ME, KUZCO.
DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?

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YEAH, YOU'RE THE GUY
WHO JUST STOPPED US
TWO SECONDS AGO.

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LOOK, I REALLY DON'T
WANNA BE RUDE, BUT GET
OUTTA THE WAY, WILL YA?

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THAT'S A FINE WAY TO
TREAT YOUR EMPEROR!

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OH, WAIT.
RIGHT, STUPID WISH.

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BUT THEY SHOULD AT LEAST
STILL RECOGNIZE ME, RIGHT?

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WAIT A MINUTE,

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THE SKY GOD DIDN'T JUST MAKE ME
"NEVER BEEN EMPEROR,"

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I'VE NEVER BEEN,
PERIOD!

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VERY FUNNY!
YOU'RE A HOOT, YOU ARE.

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YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
HUMORLESS CHILDREN ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD,

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JUST STARVING FOR SOME HILARIOUS
COMIC TALENT LIKE YOURS.

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ONE MORE TIME,
EMPRESS YZMA,

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UH, SO YOU'RE SAYING
OUR HUT IS IN THE
PERFECT SPOT...

248
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...FOR YOUR POOL?

249
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WELCOME TO YZMATOPIA,
MY ULTIMATE SUMMER GET AWAY.

250
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COMPLETE WITH LOOP-DA-LOOP
WATER SLIDE, HA HA HA.

251
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WHAT?

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IT'S A LITTLE
"GLAD I'M ME" GIFT, TO ME.

253
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BUT OUR FAMILY HAS LIVED
ON THAT HILLTOP FOR THE
LAST SIX GENERATIONS.

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ARGGGGGGH!

255
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WOW, THAT'S COLD.

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I MEAN, I KNOW I ALMOST
DID THAT EXACT SAME THING
WITH KUZCO-TOPIA,

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BUT I DIDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT,
GIVE ME SOME CREDIT,

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NO? OK, WELL, AT LEAST
I'M LESSER OF TWO EVILS, RIGHT?

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UH, I VOTE YES TO
WHATEVER GETS YOU
TO HELP US DOWN.

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UH, OFF CAMPUS
DURING SCHOOL
HOURS, EH?

261
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COME WITH US!

262
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HEY! NO TOUCHY.

263
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I DON'T KNOW WHO
THIS PRINCIPAL AMZY IS
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

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I'M THE PRINCIPAL
OF YZMA ACADEMY,
PRINCIPAL KRONK.

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BECAUSE KRONK
IS MY NAME, AND
I'M THE PRINCIPAL.

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RIGHT,

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I GUESS
THAT MAKES SENSE, SORTA.

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WITHOUT ME IN SCHOOL,
YZMA DOESN'T HAVE TO
BE AMZY ALL THE TIME.

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EH, I BET THAT GIVES YOU
LOTS OF FREE TIME

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TO PURSUE THAT
RECIPE HOBBY OF YOURS, RIGHT?

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WHAT ARE YOU BLABBERING
ABOUT FREE TIME? HOBBY?

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BEING PRINCIPAL IS
A 24-7 COMMITMENT,

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WOW, THIS KRONK'S
EVEN WORSE OFF THAN
THE ONE BACK HOME,

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AT LEAST MY KRONK HAD
SOME TIME TO HIMSELF.

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YOU KNOW, WHEN HE'S
NOT TRYING TO TURN ME
INTO A GNU OR A MONKEY.

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THIS GUY'S ABOUT TO
BLOW A GASKET.

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WHOA, STOP!
IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT--?

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NO. NO! CHECK, PLEASE.
I'M OUTTA HERE!

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LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA--

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NOT EVEN LISTENING,
ARE YOU? YOU'RE
A TROUBLEMAKER!

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THIS IS HOW WE DEAL
WITH TROUBLE-MAKERS
AT YZMA ACADEMY!

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HUH?

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UHG, UHG,
UHG!

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Malena: EXCUSE ME, UH--
DO YOU NEED HELP?

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MALENA?

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BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,
LET ME JUST ASK,

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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME?
DO I LOOK AT ALL
FAMILIAR?

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LIKE I USED TO BE
EMPEROR, GO TO LUNCH
WITH YOU EVERYDAY,

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GOT YOU BUSTED FOR
STEALING TEST ANSWERS,
RING A BELL?

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NO, NO,
NO, NO, AND NO.

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<i>WOW, SHE SAYS NO, JUST</i>
<i>LIKE NORMAL MALENA.</i>

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THANKS.

293
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SO, UH--

294
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WHY AREN'T YOU
IN SCHOOL?

295
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I'M NOT ALLOWED TO
GO TO SCHOOL.

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[SOBBING] I'M TOO PRETTY
AND... I'M TOO SMART!

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BY ORDER OF EMPRESS YZMA,

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I WALK THE STREETS
IN SHAME FOR MY GREAT
BEAUTY AND BRAINS.

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NAW, COME ON.
YOU'RE... MALENA!

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE PROUD OF BEING
PRETTY AND SMART.

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[SOBS] YOU KNOW,

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU,
BUT I THINK YOU
MIGHT BE RIGHT.

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PRETTY AND SMART
IS SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF!

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FREEZE! YOUR NEW FOUND PRIDE
IS IN VIOLATION OF YZMA LAW.

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TO THE DUNGEON!

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NOOOO-AHHHH!

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MALENA, NO!

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Kuzco:<i>AND NOW IT'S TIME</i>
<i>FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES,</i>

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<i>THAT'S WHERE YOU</i>
<i>GET TO SEE ME TOTALLY WAIL</i>

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<i>ON SOME GIANT GUARDS</i>
<i>AND RESCUE MALENA!</i>

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<i>LOOK, THERE'S THEM.</i>

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<i>[GIRLY VOICE] "OH, LOOK AT ME,</i>
<i>I'M A LITTLE GIRLY GUARD!</i>

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<i>QUICK! SEIZE, KUZCO!</i>
<i>DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!"</i>

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<i>AND I'M ALL,</i>
<i>"GIVE ME </i>KUZCO<i>POWER CHOP--"</i>

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<i>HYE-YAH! HYE-YOO!</i>
<i>HYE-YOO!</i>

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<i>THEN I RESCUED MALENA.</i>

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<i>AND THAT'S</i>
<i>EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.</i>

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WOW,
WHAT A COWARD.

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I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYONE RUN AWAY SO FAST.

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HEY, I THINK
HE WENT THERE--

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OK, I DIDN'T RESCUE MALENA.

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SO, SUE ME.
YOU COME TRY TO DO IT.
THOSE GUARDS ARE BI-IG.

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I'M GONNA GO HOME.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YZMAPOLIS.

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[PANTING]

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WHY'S IT
GOTTA BE THE SKY GOD?

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WHY CAN'T IT JUST BE...

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THE "DOWN THE STREET
BY THE LAMA SHOP" GOD?

328
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:03,833
YO, MR. SKY! TIME TO
CRACK OPEN THE ORB AND...

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[GASPS]
OH, NO!

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IT'S GONE, GONE,
GONE, GONE!

331
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:11,125
Old Man:
LOOKING FOR...THIS?

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00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:13,205
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
HAND IT OVER.
COME ON.

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I'D LIKE MY REGULAR
OLD EMPEROR LIFE
BACK NOW.

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00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,708
YES, PLEASE.

335
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,708
Old Man: HA HA!
BUT IT'S NOT
YOUR LIFE ANYMORE,

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IT'S MINE,

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00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,130
FOR, YOU SEE,

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I'M YZMA!
[CACKLING LAUGHTER]

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Yzma: SO, KUZCO,

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HOW HAVE YOU ENJOYED
YOUR VISIT TO YZMAPOLIS,
MY METROPOLIS--

341
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:37,463
WHOA, WHOA, YOU ALREADY
DID THE, UH,

342
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,628
SINGING THINGY,
AND AS FOR YZMAPOLIS,

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I'VE LEARNED, IF I WERE
A LITTLE LESS SELFISH,

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00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,293
I MIGHT NOT BE
SUCH A BAD EMPEROR.

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00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,631
THAT AND, I GUESS
I'M NOT SO WILD
ABOUT PURPLE,

346
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:49,875
BUT I GET THAT
THAT'S YOUR THING,
SO... NO BIGGIE.

347
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,125
WHAT I DON'T GET IS,

348
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:54,325
HOW COME NO ONE KNOWS
WHO I AM BUT YOU?

349
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:55,713
AH, THAT'S EASY,

350
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:58,878
FOR TEMPORARY PROTECTION
FROM MINOR SKY GOD
WISH MAGIC.

351
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:02,125
HUH. OK, THEN.
QUESTION TWO,

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WHY NOT JUST WISH TO BE
EMPRESS YOURSELF?

353
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:06,583
YES! THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT
I SAID, TOO.

354
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,633
AS IT TURNS OUT, THERE'S
ONLY ONE WISH PER PERSON,

355
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:11,205
WELL, WE DIDN'T
KNOW THAT YET,
WHEN I WISHED FOR

356
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A COOL HAT,

357
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:13,876
AND THEN I WISHED IT
AWAY, BUT NOW,

358
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:17,575
I'VE TRICKED YOU INTO USING
YOUR ONE WISH TO MAKE
MY DREAM COME TRUE!

359
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:18,883
WAIT, RUN
THROUGH THAT AGAIN?

360
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,625
I TRICKED YOU INTO
USING YOUR WISH

361
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,625
TO MAKE MY DREAM
COME TRUE!

362
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:24,955
OK, NOW I FOLLOW
YOU.

363
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,998
YEAH, YOU JUST WENT
THROUGH THAT A
LITTLE QUICK,

364
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,460
HEY, DON'T FEEL
BAD, STRANGER,

365
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:29,828
I HAD TO ASK FOR
A REPEAT TOO.

366
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:33,503
FINE, I'LL TALK
NICE AND SLOW FOR
THIS NEXT PART,

367
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,630
Yzma:<i>NOW THAT YOU'VE</i>
<i>NEVER BEEN AN EMPEROR,</i>

368
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:39,495
<i>YOU HAVE TO MAKE DO IN THE REAL</i>
<i>WORLD, AS A NORMAL PERSON</i>
<i>IN A NORMAL HOUSE,</i>

369
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,500
<i>YOU'LL GO TO SCHOOL</i>
<i>AS NORMAL KID,</i>

370
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,830
THEN STRUGGLE TO
<i>GET NORMAL GRADES LIKE</i>
<i>ALL YOUR NORMAL CLASSMATES,</i>

371
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:47,883
<i>SOMEDAY YOU'LL GRADUATE,</i>
<i>THEN YOU'LL GET A NORMAL JOB,</i>

372
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:51,825
Speaker: ORDERING
ONE BURGER, HOLD THE
ONIONS, FRIES, AND A YZMALT.

373
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:54,173
Yzma:<i>AND WILL BE</i>
<i>SO NORMAL, YOU'LL SNAP.</i>

374
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:58,166
<i>AND YOU'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT</i>
<i>TO RUN OUT AND DO SOMETHING</i>
<i>SPECTACULARLY HEROIC,</i>

375
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,496
<i>AND BECOME</i>
<i>AN EMPEROR ONCE AGAIN!</i>

376
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,460
<i>IT'S BRILLIANT,</i>
<i>BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!</i>

377
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:06,498
SO, YOUR ULTIMATE,
GIANT, END-ALL PLAN

378
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,460
MAKES ME EMPEROR
AGAIN.

379
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,378
REALLY?

380
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,455
NO, THAT CAN'T
BE RIGHT, CAN IT?

381
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:14,958
"NEVER BEEN EMPEROR,
NORMAL KID, HOUSE,
SCHOOL, NORMAL, NORMAL,

382
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,418
"GRADUATION, JOB,
NORMAL, NORMAL,

383
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:19,326
BECOME EMPEROR ONCE AGAIN"
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

384
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:22,253
BEATS ME,
LADY, IT'S
YOUR HANDWRITING,

385
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,330
FINE!

386
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,463
NEVER MIND,
I'LL JUST HAVE TO USE THIS!

387
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,880
WAHH!
I'M A BUG-FACE!

388
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:34,575
NOW, KRONK, NOW!
GET THE HAMMER!

389
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:39,128
Bug-Face: STOP! STOP!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

390
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,415
[DRIPPING]

391
00:17:40,416 --> 00:17:41,496
UH,
A TALKING BUG?

392
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,290
KRONK, I'M KUZCO!

393
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:45,881
KUZCO,
THE TALKING BUG.

394
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,995
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND,
YOU CHEESE-HEAD?

395
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,710
KUZCO,
THE INSULTING,
TALKING BUG.

396
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:53,458
[WHOOSH]

397
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,580
MHH!

398
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:56,825
[PANTING]

399
00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:58,503
I'VE
GOTTA GET MY LIFE BACK!

400
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,580
BUT WHERE
DOES SHE KEEP IT?

401
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,578
[SNORING]

402
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,963
DON'T LET KUZCO GET AWAY.

403
00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:15,878
[SNORING]

404
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:18,575
NO, YOU DUMB OX,
HE'S OVER THERE.

405
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:23,253
[SNORING]
GET ME ANOTHER--

406
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:24,998
[TAPPING]
HM?

407
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,830
HEY, BRO,
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
LOOKING GOOD!

408
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:31,003
MAKING PLANS WITH
THE LADY BUGS I BET, RRRROWR.

409
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,580
SHH!
[SNORING]

410
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:35,383
DON'T LOOK AT ME,
I WASN'T DRIVING.

411
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,415
MMMH!

412
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:39,828
UH-OH.

413
00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,578
WHAT IS THAT,
ANYWAY?

414
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:03,423
IT FLINGS
THINGS, HA!

415
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:07,168
[SNORING] NO, SO
I DIDN'T HEAR A THING.

416
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,583
HEY ME,
AM I OK IN THERE?

417
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:10,883
HUH!

418
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:14,963
NO KRONK, DON'T!

419
00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:20,876
MALENA, THANKS.
BUT, HOW'D--

420
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:21,875
...I FIND YOU?

421
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,705
YEAH,
AND HOW'D--?
...I KNOW

422
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,828
YOU'D
BEEN TURNED
INTO A BUG?

423
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,293
SIMPLE, I'M
REALLY SMART.

424
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,421
AND IT'S WEIRD, BUT
SOMEHOW I FEEL LIKE

425
00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:31,576
I KNOW YOU
FROM SOMEWHERE.

426
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:34,463
I HAD TO MAKE SURE
YOU WERE OK.

427
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,003
KRONK!

428
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,460
OOPSEY.

429
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,503
HUH?
WHAT'S GOING ON?

430
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,460
WHY AM I
HOLDING YOU?

431
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:46,248
'CAUSE I'M CUDDLY,
RRROWR!

432
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:48,583
YO,
KUZCO MAN!

433
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:51,583
YOU'RE LOOKIN'
MIGHTY THIRSTY.

434
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:54,383
HA, NOT
GONNA GET ME
WITH THAT ONE.

435
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,625
CAN'T BLAME A GUY
FOR TRYING.

436
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:57,705
SHH, LOOK HONEY,

437
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,998
IT'S THE RARELY
SEEN, LAZY HOUSE
GUEST.

438
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,130
DON'T SCARE IT AWAY.

439
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,825
I'VE NEVER
SEEN ONE IN
THE WILD BEFORE.

440
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,713
Kuzco:<i>YAY! EVERYTHING'S</i>
<i>BACK TO NORMAL!</i>

441
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:07,248
<i>MALENA CAN BARELY</i>
<i>TOLERATE ME, KRONK'S</i>
<i>TRYING TO POTION ME,</i>

442
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,170
<i>AND AND PACHA AND CHICHA</i>
<i>ARE BUSTIN' MY CHOPS.</i>

443
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,576
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW
I HAD IT IN ME AND
FROM NOW ON FORWARD,

444
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:16,463
I'M GONNA MAKE IT ALL A
LITTLE LESS ABOUT ME AND
BE A MUCH BETTER EMPEROR.

445
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,748
Kuzco:<i>AND IT'S ALL</i>
<i>THANKS TO YZMA!</i>

446
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:23,210
Yzma: OHHH,
KUZCO!

447
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:34,128
WAHHHH!

448
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:35,825
OH!

449
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,503
HEY!

450
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,463
[BLOWING]

451
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,205
AW.

452
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:47,168
[POP]

453
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:49,826
WAHHHH!

454
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,883
OOH.

455
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,165
[BLOWING]

456
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,826
MH--?

457
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:56,583
[POP]

458
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:59,423
WAHHHH!

459
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:02,328
[POP]

460
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,423
WAHHHH!

461
00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:04,706
OH.

462
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:07,578
AH!

463
00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:11,245
[BLOWING]

464
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:15,708
AR, AR,
AR, AR.

465
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,498
PLPLPLPLPLR!

466
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,580
[LOUD POP]

467
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
OH.

468
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000
WAHHHH!

469
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,455
WAHHHH!
[BLOWING]

470
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,463
[pop]

471
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,458
WAHHHHH!
ARGGGG!

472
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:38,708
[GRUNTS]
WAHHHHH!

473
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,248
AWWWWW,
AW!
OH MY GOD.

474
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,290
OH.

475
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,211
HUH-HA!

476
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:45,628
[DING DING]

477
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:48,455
[BLOWING]

478
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:50,495
Hmmm?

479
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:53,130
Hmmm.
HEE HEE.

480
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,825
HA!

481
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,633
[pop]

482
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:58,705
hmm?